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Apr 19, 2014 / 636 notes

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Apr 19, 2014 / 39,463 notes

teap0ts:

Don’t just fuck the police. 

Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

(via liightup)

Apr 19, 2014 / 424,501 notes

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(via loserslol)

Apr 19, 2014 / 724,354 notes

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

(via fake-mermaid)

Apr 19, 2014 / 84,379 notes

datsrad:

purplenightsky6:

I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.

tru

(via loserslol)

Apr 19, 2014 / 210,802 notes
onefitmodel:

this is really nice
Apr 19, 2014 / 28,469 notes

onefitmodel:

this is really nice

(via nousrebelles)

Apr 19, 2014 / 271,900 notes

katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

(via fake-mermaid)

Apr 19, 2014 / 155,928 notes

telapathetic:

sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

(via fake-mermaid)

Apr 19, 2014 / 141,717 notes

unsmokable:

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

(via covocal)

Apr 19, 2014 / 352,553 notes
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lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(via covocal)

psych-quotes:

follow psych-quotes for amazing quotes
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hate:

eggplont:

what have I done

oh my god
Apr 19, 2014 / 14,634 notes

hate:

eggplont:

what have I done

oh my god

(via unescapable)